Thursday, September 03, 2009

The Secret Life of the American Preschooler

Exciting, huh? Yes, my youngest son has been introduced into the wide world that is the public school system. Pity the fools that saw his name on the registrar and still decided to keep the doors open.

Today was day two for him.

3:31 pm: Exit bus talking excitedly but totally incomprehensibly.
3:34 pm: Enter house and strew shoes, socks, backpack, crayons and art projects from front door to kitchen
3:41 pm: Eat snack, preferably whatever was leftover in the lunchbox that has now been sitting lukewarm for about 3 hours
3:55 pm: Still in excited rush-mode, run figure eights through the hall-study-living room with a plastic light saber
4:04 pm: Fall asleep on the living room floor in front of Spongebob rerun

I think I like preschool

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