DON'T

Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected...then get even.
Don't marry a man to reform him-that's what reform schools are for.
Don't ever send a man window shopping. He'll come back carrying a window.
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you'll have to ram it down their throats.
Don't meet trouble halfway. It's quite capable of making the entire journey.
Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the grudge, the other guy's out dancing.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Don't blame God, He's only human.
Don't dig for water under an outhouse.
Don't just do something, stand there.
Don't compromise yourself. You're all you've got.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.